I met her at a donkey show She was minutes past thirteen Sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo Reading "Nugget" magazine Cum splattered tube-top Scrawny pre-pube tits Tha...

Gwar---Saddam-a-go-go I at the time was a comunist Lived on a collective farm She was a part time anarchist Our sex went off like a bomb Living the life of a te...

I at the time was a communist Lived on a collective farm She was a part-time anarchist Our sex went off like a bomb Living the life of a terrorist Looking for t...

he was a boy - he was a fine child He had the leather boots and the riding crop in Jerusalem Oh Sammy My hap flap slappy clam ma'am We've come To take you home ...

Dear Oderus Urungus Hey man, do you remember me ? I remember you I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed And the really bad tattoo And now I'm d...

[Alice Cooper cover] Well we got no choice All the girls and boys Makin all that noise 'Cause they found new toys Well we can't salute ya Can't find a flag If ...

Well we got no choice All the girls and boys Makin' all that noise 'Cause they found new toys Well we can't salute ya Can't find a flag If that don't suit ya Th...

Barnyard Stomp all the animals and you I got a dog I got a cat I got a hog I got a bat I got a monkey fish I got a funky fish I got a pig log dig dog Turkey log...

[Sang by Sexecutioner] Sexcuse me, but what-a good is all the violence in the world unless it is toppled with limitless sex? Bring out the limitless sex-object ...

SICK AND TWISTED! Sick and twisted, very bad Crippled, crazy, sick and sad Yes, a fouler thing has not existed Yes it's true that I'm sick and twisted Sick and ...

Your socks they smell, your feet they stink, You never take a bath Your nose it runs, you bust your buns, You always finish last [Chorus:] Sick! (Sick) Of! (Of)...

I wake you up in the morning baby with a kick in the tit I treat you like shit! You love it Smack you right in the face now baby, just to show you I care And th...

[Sang by Sleazy P] With a battle cry go forth which is "Give the people what they want" And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter of the g...

I have travelled many miles, and I have wiped away many smiles I've come from my icy pit, just to rub your face in shit Slutman City--Life without shame-- Slutm...

So fucking what?!? I can get drunk I can get laid I can go mad I can get paid I get confused I can get screwed I can do nothing So fucking what?!? I can get rap...

And blundering brightly through the night Astride the thunderous, flaming trident bike The choked back years of jeers Flashing forceful through their peers Infl...

I was once I was strolling one very hot summer's day When I thought laid myself down to rest In a big field of tall grass I laid there in the sun and felt it ca...

They were called Katusyhas, but we called them Stalin's Organs 200 MM devastating fire When streets hiss, and falling block, kisses desperate flesh Stukas plung...

Unsheathe the sword, call the death squad Let loose the dogs, make me your God Blaspheme the name, stretch forth thy rod Get on your knees, make me your God Un...

Ahhh Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play Anything I want perfectly the first time through And you know While I was sitting on t...

The Apes of Wrath! The Apes of Wrath! The Apes of Wrath! Flecked with gore I face you My hide is writhing with worms I come from the place where the Flesh Scul...

Tabarnac Ma Petite Crack J'ai vu Toi Tu sens bien Je Ment Vien Pret de Toi Pour Te Sentire Pret De Moi Ma te Mord Ta Clavicule Ma te Mord Ta Clavicule Roullant...

[Sang by Skulhedface] How inquisitive, and delighting you've inquired who the hell I am Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificate Upon the state of my most gre...

Unblinking, unseeing, trapped in your being The issue of tissue, but that's just not the issue Strapped up and stinking, what were you thinking? Led you where? ...

I'm thinking I was once a baby Birthed deep within the Master's bowels Shat across the cosmos, banished to this mudball But I crave vengence, I'm not throwing i...

[Sang by The Morality Squad] We're the Morality Squad Armed with the wrath of God My name is Granbo And here's my holy hot-rod Freedom to all the people Brave, ...

I'm just a person, and I've got the new plague I'm wondering how I got this way I drank some whiskey, I went and got laid Now I'm a person, just a person with a...

[Background words spoken by BalSac The Jaws Of Death] Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink - a lot We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs And showe...

Cross-creviced chasms vast And endless plains of unshaven ass Out time in Hell draws to the last We call upon the Master of the Pit Have you got a toilet? I mus...

I'll come to town for you Dress up like a clown for you Pull my pants on down for you Then I'll crawl away I will blow hot fart on you I will build an R-2 D-2 I...

FOOLS, how dare you try to make a slave of me, Techno Destructo scumdog of the universe it only allowed me to infiltrate your own race how easy it was for me to...

Deep beneath the bowels of the skillhouse Where the bones of crusaders are hidden in walls The shin of Salidin, a goblet made from Blackbeard's chin The prick o...

Well I'm traveling down the road And I'm carrying that heavy load I walk around in a stupor Sleazy, I cant do the show Hanging out backstage I'm in a homocidal ...

Here's a little something from a God to a slave, I never should of been let out the fucking microwave! We're on this planet and we're running a muck, I should g...

In the keep of GWAR, much torment remains Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain So many had died in the viscous campaign That their femurs alone made a fine...

He proudly sports his rare GWAR hoodie When he puts it on it gives him such a woodie Zit-scarred and unpopular He's at the show alone Running his mouth to no o...

Bring forth those we have granted life So that they?Must die Death! Death to life! Break him ?break him on the wheel Death! Death to life! Worlds I have des...

Scanning the crowd Defiling the writhing masses I saw your death, Impaled on iron fences Your fate was sealed Your doom, to died on TV Because your death, your ...

I'm the manager with the mostest I clear the profits from the concert grosses I make it snow up GWAR noses, so now they follow me like I'm Moses I'm not a Jew b...

Sun goes down, bodies on the ground Swollen with pus, I shall further expound As the vultures swirl, the batons twirl We've come for your entrails And now it's ...

Tor Tormentor Born into the fog of war It left a scar He watched his family turn to sludge He was appalled, they often are Because Here are the skulls of the ...

[Sang by Scroda Moon] YOU! Screwed it all up, Ruined everything for everyone YOU! Won't even admit that it was all your fault WHOAH! The self indulgent ego will...

My life is in a rut, I need a good In this room!!! Hand of Doom--don'tcha know--He's Kick in the butt! My mind meets the U learn how to rock!!! U-ain't-shit-un...

[Chorus:] Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a Whaler cou...

They came from the sun From the east from the west all around And so fate's die is cast They marshaled their forces and foundus at last So it's come to this The...

I hear your piteous shrieking In this land of death And boils and bees and RPG's And piles of prisoners masturbated on Now you are on fire You curse the choice ...

Churning through the bestial muck A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing asshole The All-Eye says you are the right slave--to be my anal knave-- tongue in my anal...

In the hulking halls of hatred where the Master makes his throne Within the "ass"-teroid belt where his body floats alone his mind begins to wander the worm beg...

I'm the fucking Whargoul, I'm the ghost of Minas Morgul I destroyed your life, I raped your wife I am Whargoul, I am uncool, I am Whargoul I've been many faces,...

Fiendish and crude Froosty and lews This is the life I have whored myself to Spackled and battered and smothered and covered And cleaving and cloven and bitter ...

Welcome to your world of filth--Where costly cash is jumbo puke The words They rhyme the sound you crave You lust for What's called Jumbo-Pave For what's cal...

You can destroy an army You can kill a man But you can't kill terror And terror is what I am Terror your servant as you sturggle to rule How can you kill terror...