She pulls my leg and stretches my imagination
Thunder and lightnin' couldn't tear us apart

She puckers her lips up and proffers me an invitation
No two-bit crowbar could prise us apart

She brightens my day and I think I can say
She's altered my life in an incredible way
I'll buy her a ring and legalise the whole thing
Then fly to the country with her under my wing

She sews my clothes up and dominates my conversation
But I could never describe the things she does to my heart

She cooks me food that aggravates my indigestion
But the thing I'm really hungry for she treats like an art