KATE MONSTER:
I wish I could go back to college
Life was so simple back then

NICKY:
What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!

PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college
In college you know who you are
You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far!"

ALL:
How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore!

PRINCETON:
I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh
I wish I could just drop a class

NICKY:
Or get into a play

KATE MONSTER:
Or change my major

PRINCETON:
Or fuck my TA

ALL:
I need an academic advisor to point the way!
We could be
Sitting in the computer lab,
4 AM before the final paper is due,
Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,
And seeing the rest of the class there, too!

PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college!

ALL:
How do I go back to college?!
AHHHH

PRINCETON:
I wish I had taken more pictures

NICKY:
But if I were to go back to college,
Think what a loser I'd be-
I'd walk through the quad,
And think "Oh my God"

ALL:
"These kids are so much younger than me"