I'm looking for love
I'm looking everywhere
I look outside
I look in the chair
I'm looking for peace
I'm looking all around
I look in the mayonnaise
I look in the chair
You who seek the answer
You who long to know the glory
Salvation is linoleum
Salvation is linoleum
I'm looking for an attractive person
Of the opposite sex to get naked with
I'm looking everywhere
I look in the slimy water that
Secretes from the city sewage system
I look in the chair
I'm looking for a chemical substance
To ingest into my central nervous system
And alter my reality
I'm looking all around
I look under the petticoats of
Young pre-pubescent little girls
On their way to dance class
I look in the chair
Linoleum
Linseed oil solidified by oxidation
Yeah