I was feelin' the blues, I was watching the news
When this fella came on the TV
He said I'm tellin' you that science has proven
Everybody have comes from the sea

Well that got me goin', without even knowin'
I packed right up and drove down
Now I'm on a roll and I swear to my soul
Tonight I'm gonna paint this town

So bring me two pina coladas
I want one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan
And we will never leave dry land

Troubles I forgot 'em
I buried 'em in the sand
So bring me two pina coladas
Mister pineapple, coconut man

Now I've gotta say that the wind and the waves
And the moon winkin' down at me
Eases my mind, by leavin' behind
The worries of a working routine

Now I've got a smile that goes on for miles
With no inclination to roam
And I've gotta say that I think I've gotta stay
'Cause this is feelin' more and more like home

So bring me two pina coladas
I want one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan
And we will never leave dry land

Hey troubles I forgot 'em
I buried 'em in the sand
So bring me two pina coladas
Mister pineapple, coconut man

Bring me two pina coladas
I want one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan
And we will never leave dry land

Troubles I forgot 'em
I buried 'em in the sand
So bring me two pina coladas
Mister pineapple, coconut man
Yeah bring me two pina coladas
And I'll keep singing along with the band