[VERSE ONE:]
[Betty]:
Are you a rocker?
A finger-popper?
A tidily-bopper?
Tell me now, do you Dip,' do you 'Doo?
Or, are you smoother?
Are you a groover?
Do you like to get high?
Do you try to be cool?
[CHORUS:]
[Betty and male backup singers]:
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
[Male voice #1]:
Gettin' kicked off?
[Betty and male backup singers]:
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
[Betty]:
Havin' fun?
[Betty and male backup singers]:
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
[Male voice #1]:
Getting' kicked off?
[FILL ONE:]
[Male voice #2]: (I'm Roddy, I love to party!)
[VERSE TWO:]
[Betty]:
Are you a hustler?
A uniform-dodger?
Is your best friend Paranoia?
Tell me now, are you a street-nigger?
Or, are you stable?
A nine-to-five fella?
Do you use a napkin--
At your dinner table?
[CHORUS]
[FILL TWO:]
[Male voice #3]: (I eat 'em with my finicky fingers)
[VERSE THREE:]
[Betty]:
Are you a player?
A slick, chickie-layer?
Do you lay 'em by the pairs?
Tell me now, do you lay 'em by the dozen?
Or, are you straighter?
A little less jiver?
Are you easy to please?
Can one lady satisfy ya?
[CHORUS]
[FILL THREE:]
[Male voice #4]: (I lay 'em by the dirty dozen…)
[CHORUS]
[FILL FOUR:]
[Betty]: (Whoo! I'm Connie, I love to party!)
[CHORUS, x2]
[FILL FIVE:]
[Male voice #5]: (Ostrich egg, all the time, all the time, all the)