When you eat at taco bell
And your taco falls apart
It just makes a mess all over
Get a spork and all is well

Sporkin' in the mornin'
Sporkin' in the evenin'
Sporkin' all night long
All you need is spork

When you're sporkin' with your girl
Drop your meat down on the table
Just grab another spork ooh yea
‘cause two's a whole lot better than one

sporkin' in the mornin'
sporkin' in the evenin'
sporkin' all night long
all you need is spork

guitar solo

lyin' in the morning sun
you're sporkin' and havin' fun
sporkin' in the evenin' moonlight
eat the droppings it's getting late

sporkin' in the mornin'
sporkin' in the evenin'
sporkin' all night long
all you need is spork