There was this boy, his name was Jerry
He had a girl, her name was Sally
They were so happy, so much in love
Drank Coca-Cola in his mini bus
A few years later, they got married
They had two kids and a dog named Spot
They were so happy, so much in love
Put their kids to bed and went and watched Ben Hur
Chorus: The perfect family, Jerry and Sally (repeat)
Chorus: Sally and Jerry have sure been through a lot
But they remember their promise to God
Jerry's getting older now, losing his hair
Losing his teeth, but Sally doesn't care