I'm not saying
I feel sad aboout
The way you broke my heart
But the last time that I lost this bet
I had to sell my car

Chorus:
Somebody call me a doctor
Somebody call me a nurse
Losing a game is a cryin' shame
But losing at loving is worse

I'm not saying
I'm depressed about
The way things didn't work out
But the last time that I lost this bet
I had to sell my house

Chorus:
Somebody call me a gypsie
Somebody take off this curse
Losing a game is a cryin' shame
But losing at loving is worse

Bridge:
It's like
Drawin' a two when ya need a three
It's like
Drawin' a three when ya need a four
It's like
Drawin' a four when ya need a five
It's like
Being dead when you're still alive

I'm not saying
I've gone mad since you left
Me for another
But the last time that I lost this bet
I had to sell my little brother

Chorus:
Come on
Somebody call me a preacher
Somebody call me a hearse
Losing a game is a cryin' shame
But losing at loving is worse
Somebody call up Saint Peter
You better hurry
Or I might get there first
Losing a game is a cryin' shame
But losing at loving is worse
Oh
Losing at loving is worse