This is a public warning
Be careful when you`re out
We`re having freaky weather
There`s a lot of this about
On the terraces it`s swinging
He`s a monkey on the roof
You`ve seen him on the telly
So let me introduce
(Your host tonight)

TOPMAN
He`s naughty by nature
TOPMAN
On doubles and chaser
TOPMAN
He a little boy racer
TOPMAN
Shooting guns on the high street of love

In a crowd it`s hard to spot him
But anonimity can cost
It`s never cheap and cheerful
He`s Hugo and he`s Boss
He`s riding through the desert
On a Camel Light
And on a magic carpet
He`ll fly away tonight
(Open sesame)

TOPMAN
He`s naughty by nature
TOPMAN
On doubles and chaser
TOPMAN
He a little boy racer
TOPMAN
Shooting guns on the high street of loveTOPMAN
Sees her in double
TOPMAN
Pukes on the pavement
TOPMAN
He likes her all clean and shaven
TOPMAN
Shooting guns on the high street of love

TOPMAN
He`s naughty by nature
TOPMAN
On doubles and chaser
TOPMAN
He a little boy racer
TOPMAN
Shooting guns on the high street of love