There was a no chemise please
Party at the beach
Jennie Lee and Patricia
Had a lover boy each

Everyone was there
Everyone but you

I brought those
Yakety yakking western movies
Made a hardheaded woman
Out of you, ooh, ooh
You, ooh, ooh

Elvis was secretly on the scene
His hound dog thought
Bony Moronie was queen

Everyone was there
Everyone but you

Oh, lonesome me
Then I met the pretty Peggy Sue
Sue, ooh, ooh

The witch doctor
Walla wallaed in the sand
While the purple people eater
Ran a hot dog stand

Everyone was there
Everyone but you
I did the beach ball hand jive
With the pretty Peggy Sue
Sue, ooh, ooh

Well, bikini wearing Jeannie
Gave me fever in the head
Skinny Minnie drank her
Buttermilk with gingerbread

Everyone was there
Everyone but you
There came a hot, hot spell
So I swam with pretty Peggy Sue
Sue, ooh, ooh

We splished and we splashed
Swam into the deep
And there I saw you try
To do an endless sleep

Now everyone was there
Yes, including you
When you returned to me
I forgot the pretty Peggy Sue
Sue, ooh, ooh

When you returned to me
I forgot the pretty Peggy Sue
Sue, ooh, ooh

When you returned to me
I forgot the pretty Peggy Sue
Sue, ooh, ooh

When you returned to me
I forgot the pretty Peggy Sue