i'm dressed in peppermint
and i'm ready to twist
red white and blue paper mache
and an interesting vest
you gotta dance the best
two drinks and i'll forget the rest

i'm dressed in classy gasoline
i think i need a lighter
you seem to be my perfect match, eh?
i can't remember the pass i test

you gotta swing the best
two drinks and i'll forget the rest

you can't buy your time back
you've got a vest of interest on you