D'ya know something, Schroeder?
I think the way you play the piano is nice
D'ya know something else? It's always been my dream
That I'd marry a man who plays the piano

At parties he'd play something nice like 'April Showers'
I'm sure you could play something nice like 'April Showers'
Or even 'Frere Jacques', 'Beethoven's' nice too

Just imagine what would you think
If someday you and I should get married?
Wouldn't you like that
If someday we two should get married?

My aunt Marion was right
Never try to discuss marriage with a musician