If you work in a whorehouse you're gonna get fucked
If you sleep in a river you're gonna get ducked
If you count all your chickens you'll die like a dog
And if you lie to me again I'll take you closer to God

Oh my lordy oh my honey I don't believe you stole that
Money
But if I find out you got rich I'll take my share and you
Wont bitch about it

You may believe in redemption, you may believe in the
Lord
You may believe that the pen is mightier than the sword
But the papers that you sign with that powerful ink
Might show you up for being a little dumber than you
Think

Oh my lordy oh my honey I don't believe you stole that
Money
But if I find out you got rich I'll take my share and you
Wont bitch about it