I know I wasn't always good to you,
And one time I had some trouble when it came to bein'
true
But if you're gone for good,
Don't you think you could do better than Walter?

I'm sure that Walter is a stand-up guy,
He may never make you laugh,
But he'll never make you cry.
But can you really see yourself turnin' out just like
Walter?

What is Walter gonna say when he finds out about the
way
You used to run, wild and free, when you were still in
love with me?
When he stumbles on photographs, the ones of us that
you still have.
He sees you're not the kind of girl that fits into his
perfect world.
So, before you meet him at the alter,
Remember you're gonna hafta say “I do” to Walter

I bet he never had his nose broke in a barroom fight
Or got cussed by a country judge because of one crazy
night.

But can you really see yourself turnin' out the lights
And turnin' to Walter?

What is Walter gonna say when he finds out about the
way
You used to run, wild and free, when you were still in
love with me?
When he stumbles on photographs, the ones of us that
you still have.
He sees you're not the kind of girl that fits into his
perfect world.
So, before you meet him at the alter,
Remember you're gonna hafta say “I do” to Walter

What is Walter gonna say when he finds out about the
way
You used to run, wild and free, when you were still in
love with me?
When he stumbles on photographs, the ones of us that
you still have.
He sees you're not the kind of girl that fits into his
perfect world.
So, before you meet him at the alter,
Remember you're gonna hafta say “I do” to Walter