Cledus T. Judd: It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt) Song Lyrics

It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt)


(Cledus T Judd/Christopher Clark/Rich Fagan/Darin Gardner)

"Mm, mm, mm, mm You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches"
"I'm gonna miss you too, bub"
"Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days but now there is a few things I need you to do while I'm gone"
"Oh, I figured there's somethin'!"
"Oh, quit complainin'
All you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, trim the hedges, paint the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath, defrost the fridge, clean out the garage, sweep the chimney, and I'll see you on Monday I love you boogie, boogie"
"I love you too An' don't you worry 'bout me I'll be just fine"

I've got my socks dryin' in the microwave,
Hair on my back I don't plan to shave
I've got the house to myself while the wife's away
I'll be rockin' all night!

Yeah, I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew
Lounge in my boxers like I used to do
There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no,
I'll be watchin' the fight

Well, it's a great day to be a guy,
Played cards with my buddies until sunrise,
You know, I never thought that my neighbor would,
Be sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks good!

I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake;
Played 18 holes with my best friend, Jake
Best ball I hit was when I stepped on a rake,
Oh, well it wasn't too bright

Now I look in the fridge an' what do I see?
Last night's pizza starin' back at me
Pepperoni and anchovies:
What a beautiful sight

Well, it's a great day to be a guy,
Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin' at flies
Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill
I don't wanna burn my weiners but I probably will

That fried boloney and cheese macaroni,
Tasted good this afternoon
But now I'm passin' some serious gas and,
I might have to leave the room
Pee - hee!

Well, I might go get me a new hairdo
Spend a couple hours in a tanning booth
Might even get me a gold front tooth
Whoa,hah,yeah!!

And it's a great day to be a guy,
But when my wife gets home, she's gonna tan my hide
I'll be hung over but a lookin' good,
From a week of reliving my bachelorhood
It's a great day to be a guy,
But another week of this and I'd probably die
I tend to party harder than I should,
When my wife's not here to make me be good!
Yeah hoo!







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