Times have changed and we've often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock when they landed on Plymouth Rock
If today any shock they should try to stand
Steada' landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock would land on them

In olden days a glimpse of stockings
Was looked on as something shocking
Now heaven knows anything goes
Good authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four-letter words, writing prose anything goes

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today and black's white today
And day's night today when most guys today
That women prize today are just silly jigalo's

So though I'm not a great romancer
I know that I'm bound to answer
When you propose and anything goes

The world has gone mad today
And goods bad today and black's white today
And day's night today when most guys today
That women prize today are just silly jigalo's

So though I'm not a great romancer
I know that I'm bound to answer
When you propose, anything goes

The world has gone mad today
Day's night and black's white
Yes anything goes