The crowd and I caught you crawling across the floor,
Making your way to the bathroom door
It was at that very moment I didn't know who to hate less or more,
Myself, the angry crowd, or your soul that was poor
Poor little soul, won't you pour me another drink, and

Pass that girl, cause she doesn't seem to mind
Pass that what's in your hand, cause we all need to kill some time
Better get drunk quick, cause our ride is leaving soon,
And maybe on that judgement day, I won't be in the room

I saw the conversation, from miles away
It was something like, hello, your name and the standard credential array
It was a confirmation of an adoration smile, no strings attached, no bills to pay
Laughing louder, you let out the false I'm hip hip hooray
Well hip hip hip, hip hip hooray!
You know I always say

Pass that girl, cause she doesn't seem to mind
Pass that what's in your hand, cause we all need to kill some time
Better get drunk quick, cause our ride is leaving soon,
And maybe on that judgement day, I won't be in the room

Look at what you get for all of your friction and your rubbing
We've been waiting around now, for what seems like the eternal hour
You can pray to the gods of your social clubbing,
While I'll wear my secret decoder ring, you know it has mystical powers
You know it didn't cost a think
You know it even sings

Pass that girl, cause she doesn't seem to mind
Pass that what's in your hand, cause we all need to kill some time
Better get drunk quick, cause our ride is leaving soon,
And maybe on that judgement day, I won't be in the room