I knew I shouldn't have been
at the crypt ALONE that night
But after watchin' faces of death
my pants were feelin' ,mighty tight

I thought I'd found my perfect love
So fresh and new and clean
Just from the research labs
three towns away

That morning I woke up
With this sick little cravin'
My belly cried for man flesh
and you know I must oblige

It wasn't long before my roommate came home
Human flesh is mighty good
but I think I drank too much blood
ugh

heave Ho (repeat)