When it's raining in Texas,
It snows in Berlin
And though your heart must be heavy,
But mine's made of lead

Cause when it's raining in Texas,
This soldier is sad
But if you're not my sweetheart,
I know you'll be my friend

Well I've been round the world now,
And thought just of you
But I never fought you for what you couldn't do

When it's raining in Texas,
It snows on the Rhine
And that sad lazy river,
Would ease my poor mind

(Lots of Mournful Yodeling)

And when the plane leaves from Frankfurt,
It will leave me behind
Though I'd love to come see you,
But if I'm gonna be sad

When it springtime in Texas,
It rains on the Rhine
And that sad lazy river,
Will ease my poor mind

Yes, that sad lazy river,
Will soothe my poor soul

Soothe my poor soul