(CW McCall, B Fries, C Davis)

From the album Wilderness

[CW clears his throat]

Roy By CW McCall

[The only musical instrument heard is the plucking of a Jew's harp]

I had an old cat named Roy
He was a good ol' boy
He used to go a-huntin', down by the lake,
Catch 'im a nice, fresh garter snake
Bring 'im on back and then set in the grass,
Lookin' like he had 'im a green mustache
Yeah, Roy was a good ol' boy

'Til the dogs got 'im