Hey there baby don't you be no sulk because daddy fantastic is here,
Im a mean silver bullet when the moon is full,
And I'm enough to make a werewolf fear,
Cos i turn into a flower when i smell purple power,
I just gotta do my thing,
With my band behind me,
You where to find me,
Gonna make your eardrums ring

Because im daddy fantastic,
My tight pants are made of elastic,
And if you'll be kind,
I'll blow your mind,
The results will be quite psychetastic,
Wow!

Im gonna do that walk,
Im gonna do that talk,
Im gonna walk that talk,
Im gonna do that stuff,
I hope there's enough,
When I do that stuff
(And all of it!)

Because im daddy fantastic,
My tight pants are made of elastic,
And if you'll be kind,
I'll blow your mind,
The results will be quite psychetastic,
Wow!

Ive got a pair of shades,
Hiding tombstone eyes,
Because my stare just looks so red,
When i joined this band,
I never realized,
That we'd just practise getting out of our heads,
Well practise makes perfect,
Now we're really good,
It's no peculiar thing

Well that strange purple power,
It smells like a flower,
And makes you want to jump and sing

Well im daddy fantastic,
Im a bit of a social spastic,
I can jump and shout and it wont fall out,
Cos my tight pants are made of elastic

Woah, hey there baby don't you be no sulk,
Cos daddy fantastic is here,
Im a mean silver bullet when the moon is full,
Im enough to make a werewolf fear,
Cos i turn into a flower when i smell purple power,
It makes me want to jump and sing,
With my band behind me,
You where to find me,
Its gonna make your eardrums ring

Cos im daddy fantastic,
My tight pants are made of elastic,
And if you'll be kind,
I'll blow your mind,
The results will be quite psychetastic
Wow!

Daddy fantastic,
Im a bit of a social spastic,
I can jump and shout and it wont fall out,
Cos my tight pants are made of elastic
Woo!

Copyright Daddy Fantastic 2006
Lyrics by Wobbly Bob