(with Jerry Lewis)
I'm your chum (JL) I forgot you're my chum
I'm your friend (JL) Through thick and thin
I'm your pal (JL) That's right you're my pal
'Til you die (JL) Already I'm sick
Which reminds me when you were sick remember how I nursed you
Stayed by your side and wouldn't go away
(JL) Yeh but what have you done for me lately
(JL) What did you do for me today
Today, everyday