She's a nice girl and i like her style
But she's a hunchback
I'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye
But she's a hunchback
I take her to the football game
She's my little notre dame
And i know things won't be the same
Without a hunchback
Took her to the dance looking for romance
She's a hunchback
And when she does the twist i just can't resist
Watching a hunchback
Everybody's laughing at me
Why can't they just let us be
She'll go down in history
She's got a hunchback
I got a hunch then again i just don't know
She drinks hawaiian punch she calls me quasimodo

I'm a lucky fella she's my esmarelda
Doin' what i oughta she always brings me water

I know i'm doing well she's ringing my bell
She's got a hunchback
Yeah i'm feeling fine coz she's so divine
With a hunchback
I take her down to gay paris
On films and books we don't agree
She can't walk and i can't see
She's got a hunchback