It's always, always under, under hill
He said to her she said to him rewind
Him to said she her to said he forwards
And on went Phineas and his wife

Fuzzy Mr Freetag a home owner
He has dug for himself quite some little hole
For you see he has far too large a family
And it seems quite clear that someone must go

They must go, the must go
Take away, cannot stay
It's always home

Banishment is not an easy question
In particularly when handling one's own heirs
Which to choose I wonder which to choose
We must use a method that will be most fair

Phineas has ruled out an addition
For he so dislikes cleaning dirt from his claws

Very gray, they must go
Take away, cannot stay
It's always home