She is so fine, she's all mine
She's the best I ever had
And I'm glad
Yeah, I'm glad when I get her into bed
One, two, three and four and five
Hey, hey! She's fighting for her life
Six, seven I can do it all night long
And it feels so good
Tell me is it wrong?
But she says she's so tired and she needs some time off
Hey hey hey, what do you think doctor Love?

Oh, calling doctor Love
Seven times a night, don't you think that's enough?
Calling doctor Love
He's in action but he gets no-satisfaction!
Calling doctor Love
He wants too much sex and he wants it so tough!
So calling doctor Love
Please help me, help me, help me, doctor Love

Doctor Love (doctor Love)

Sex is good, sex is fun
Baby, here is number one
And I know what to do
Baby, here is number two
Number three, number four
Really hardcore
Hey, hey, hey! Don't be a bore
Here comes number five if you're lucky you'll survive
And with number six you can do all your tricks
Seven makes you fly like a little turtle dove
Hey hey hey, what do you think doctor Love?

Oh, calling doctor Love
Seven times a night, don't you think that's enough?
Calling doctor Love
He's in action but he gets no-satisfaction!
Calling doctor Love
He wants too much sex and he wants it so tough!
So calling doctor Love
Please help me, help me, help me, doctor Love

Doctor Love (ahh!)

Doctor Love, gimme your advise
He's so oversized
Doctor, doctor Love
Doctor Love, what can I do?
Need some help from you
Doctor, doctor Love
Doc-doc-doc doctor Love

Oh, calling doctor Love
Seven times a night, don't you think that's enough?
Calling doctor Love
He's in action but he gets no-satisfaction!
Calling doctor Love
He wants too much sex and he wants it so tough!
So calling doctor Love
Please help me, help me, help me, doctor Love

Doctor Love (oh, doctor Love)