She's a nine-to-fiver
Got evil up inside her
She's a- she's a graphic designer

Nobody does it finer
Photoshop and Tiger
Simplification messiah

Cropping suicider
Pantone Two Ninety Niner

She's even redesigned in China

Taking your shit higher
Running something by her
She's a- she's a graphic designer

And she knows her designs of me are graphic
And she goes into work early to avoid traffic
And she don't need prose and she don't need pride
And she don't need your feedback to know where it's at
And she don't need a resume to get through my door
You better bring your A-game when you wage your war
A designer, designer!

She's a nine-to-fiver
Got evil up inside her
She's a- she's a graphic designer

Taking your shit higher
Running something by her
She's a- she's a graphic designer