Dance like nobody's watching you Randy
And love like you've never been hurt
Supersize it when you get hungry Randy
And eat like it's the last night on earth

You could be nobody in heaven
Or you could be a star in hell
You could have a billion dollars and blow it all away

Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

Randy's got tonight
He's got tonight
He's got tonight

Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

Cause we just wanna see the hot hot side of Randy

Now Randy said
"If you live in Japan
You're japanese
If you live in Canada
You're gonna freeze
If you live in a plastic house
You'll never die in a fire
If you work in television
You're a fucking liar"

Don't become unfocused Randy
And everything'll be ok
That confidence will come in handy
And everyone will be forced to say

That Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight

Randy's got tonight
He's got tonight
He's got tonight

Randy's hot tonight
He's hot tonight
He's hot tonight