I'd like to have an adventure,
to seek my fortune and fame,
but I think I might get homesick,
so I'll just play my video game
I'd like to be in the circus,
with lions and tigers to tame,
but it seems like too much work,
so I'll just play my video game
I love to be a movie star,
so people would know my name,
but it must take a long time,
so I'll just play my video game
Play my video game
I'm getting older now,
and I haven't found fortune and fame
I never worked in the circus
and nobody knows my name

I really can't say for certain
who is or isn't to blame
Excuse me, but I have to go
and play my video game
Play my video game