I'm twenty-nine years old, still wearing the wallet chain, like I was twenty-eight I'm wearing my Vans right now, so high school kids will think that I can skate I've got a degree in science, yet shaking my fists in defiance

Anyway, I'm not cliché, I hardly own any ties I may be old, but at least I'm not like all those other old guys

I'm watching MTV, for fashion tips, so I can say, that I saw it first Backwards hat, tattoos, and goatee say I'm cool, just like Fred Durst I pay almost all my bills, I sleep on a futon still

(Anyway, I'm not cliche, I might not even die I may be old, but at least I'm not like all those other old guys)

Music: Micah and Dennis
Words: Reese