Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (bass)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)

Female soprano:
Why don?t you strap on this here bunch of cardboard boxes daddy-o?

Chorus:
Joy of my desiring

Female soprano:
You certainly look suave and get me hot

Chorus:
Hot hot get me hot

Female soprano:
And horny
If there?s one thing I really get off on,
It?s a nun suit painted on some old boxes

Chorus:
Some old melodies

Female soprano:
Four-four an aura

Chorus:
An areola

Female soprano:
Pink gums stumpy gray teeth

Chorus:
Dental floss

Female soprano:
Gets me hot want to watch a dental hygiene movie?