Drug-dealing ne'er-do-well, pimping hood, pornographer
Released from prison, a misanthrope vicious and perverse
Black-hearted hatefucker: Terry Hawkins?
Vengeance rising from speed and nihilism
He wants to make some films, some really weird films
Do you want to be in Terry's films? And be his virgin bride?
Are they real? You bet your ass they're real
Terry is the answer, oh yes Terry is the answer?
And he'll laugh and he'll laugh and he'll laugh?
Welcome to Terry's funhouse: abattoir-cum-set
The Last House on Dead End Street
Meet Terry and his family: Cuckoo Clocks of Hell
Coming down fast, whores for revenge
Deathtripping into the void - the other side of the screen
Your mortal coil unwound, suffering your only motivation
Lights and cameras and eyes without faces
Sixteen-millimeter snuff: your immortal epitaph
Surgical grotesqueries, a banquet of obscenity
Butchery and cruelty: vivisection revelry
Hacksaw amputation and sheer evisceration
Your bloody offal used for Terry's mis-en-scene
Are you ready for your love scene: deer hoof fellatio?
No crying and no screaming - keep your mind on the movie
Delirium heralds oblivion and this oblivion knows no "cut"
For there is no exit from the Last House on Dead End Street
"999 years?" No! There is no way off Terry's set
Terry's directing this fucking movie and you are his star
He'll show you He'll show you what he can do

Because Terry is the answer, oh yes - Terry is the answer
Celluloid depravity, murder is the artistry
Grainy gore, the faded colors
Echoing screams haunt the mind
Terry's madness, burns the image
Violent death forever ingrained

[Lead: Maniac Neil]

The Last House on Dead End Street
The funhouse of horrors
Cuckoo clocks of hell
Terry Hawkins is the answer X2

For there is no exit from the Last House on Dead End Street
"999 years?" No! There is no way off Terry's set
Terry's directing this fucking movie and you are his star
He'll show you, he'll show you what he can do