in '67, his debut year, a pussy cat did appear
in soho bars rather shady,
a most discerning, misleading lady

he knew marlene, judy was a friend
hey! johnny ray, all those that bend

a legend born, on a london stage
when ginger beers, were outrage!

mr pussy mr pussy

nante! no nante! nante parlare
vada omi! you silly cow!

come see a star shine,
come see him laughing through a mask of tears
he should have been in the movies
you know those movies that make you cry

"oh! immortalise me! oh! immortalise me!
write a song, write a sad song,
make it 25 years a long oh!"
says mr pussy mmmh mr pussy