Bisal makes a good burger
Campbell makes a great soup
Jack Danials make a fine boubon
And Miller's makes a good brew
John Deere thay make tractors
Black and Decker makes a good tool
But the only thing I ever make in my life
Is a whole lot of trouble for you, uhh

A whole lot of trouble for you
Hey, a whole lot of trouble for you
The only thing I make in my life
Is a whole lot of trouble for you

Colgate makes a great toothpaste
Breechnut makes a fine cereal
Johnson and Johbnson makes bandaides
And Elmers makes a good glue
Coke makes a good cola
And grandpa mountain dew
But the only thing I ever make in my life
Is a whole lot of trouble for you, uhh

I said, a whole lot of trouble for you
Hey, a whole lot of trouble for you
The only thing I make in my life
Is a whole lot of trouble for you

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The Colonel makes a good chicken
Mason makes a fine jar
Alka Seltzer makes a lot of bubbles
And Cadilac makes a good car
Hershey makes a good candy
Florshine makes a good shoe
But the only thing I ever make in my life
Is a whole lot of trouble for you, uhh

A whole lot of trouble for you
Hey, a whole lot of trouble for you
The only thing I make in my life
Is a whole lot of trouble for you

The only thing I ever make in my life
Is a whole lot of trouble for you