(Chorus)

Play me a Dancer, a Holder-Hander, or Honky-Tonker,
Pull-Her-Up-Closer, Slow Romancer,
Make Her Fall in Love with Me Song

The room is Swimmin with perty women,
But how's a fella supposed to get close to 'em?
The band is rockin, the joint is jumpin,
Mr Guitar Man let me tell you somethin

(Chorus Repeat)

I see a redhead, I see a brunnette,
And there's a blonde I love I don't even know yet
I'm going crazy, you got to save me
I need a hugger and I don't mean maybe

(Chorus Repeat)

(Piano and Guitar interlude)

Play me a Dancer, a Holder-Hander, or Honky-Tonker,
Pull-Her-Up-Closer, Get-Next-to-Her, Sweet-Enough-to-Kiss-Her,
Just-a-Little-Softer-So-She-Can-Hear-Me-Whisper, Slow Romancer,
Make Her Fall in Love with Me Song