My name is Gir
Here's my cupcake
It's always here
When I'm awake
I like to sing
A doomy Song
It's better than
Wearing a thong
I like to dance
To DDR
I go to Raves
I am a star
I must obey
The taco man
But not destroy
Zim's master plan
Because I am Gir
What the "G" stands for I don't know
And I got chocolate bubblegum
And watch the angry monkey show

If I could asplode
That would be great
With bacon soap
Or moosey fate
It is the Irkins
I represent
But I am tight
With 50 Cent