My baby gives me back rubs - she throws great pizza dough
She helps me push my car - when it will not go
I need not defend her - some people run and scream
Daily she says no to the coach of the baseball team

'cause she the Beast with five hands
The Beast with five hands
Don't you try and take her
Don't you know that I'm her man
She's my baby baby yeah the Beast with five hands

When we're at the movies - she makes feel alright
One arm's wrapped around me - two arms hold me tight
Arm four holds the popcorn - arm five holds the drink
There's no other girl I'd rather have I do not think

'cause she's

I really love you baby - you really drive me wild
Especially when all 25 of your nails are filed
You really make me happy - you really make me sing
But I don't think we'll marry 'cause I can't afford five rings

Yeah you're