We appeal to your basic nature
Your basic nature, honey
Chew up the harder facts for you
To make them easy to consume

We appeal to your basic nature
Your basic nature, don't we?
Do we appeal to your basic nature
Your basic nature, honey?

You won't have to think too hard
You won't have to dig too far

With your attention-span destroyed
Segments of six-second factoids

Sanitize the truth for you
You won't have to think to hard
Sanitize the truth for you
You won't have to dig too far