[Chris Elliot - "Get a Life"]

Look at this face, what do you see?
Look at it Dad, what do you see?
What do you see? Say it, say it!
Uhh ayuahh it's a face!
Yeah but what kind of face?
Uhh, pale pasty psychotic
No Dad!
It's a neatly chiseled, well groomed, drop dead handsome face!

{*violin music starts*}
Sparkles - professional male model
Sparkles - professional male model

You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
Oh my God they're gorgeous!
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
Oh my God they're gorgeous!
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
You must You must You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
You you You must You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
You must You must You must be another Handsome Boy graduate

[Chris Elliot]

I'm gonna become, a male model
I'm like a rough diamond that just needs a little polishing, that's all
And that's exactly what Handsome Boy Modeling School's gonna do for me

Oh my God they're gorgeous!
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate

3: Handsome Boy Modeling School wants handsome fellas
to train to become successful male models
Bring your beautiful face, and a check for $60

Oh my God they're gorgeous!
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
Oh my God they're gorgeous!
You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
Oh my God they're gorgeous!