Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots,
Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots
Lord, pinch me:
That's how they do it in Dixie

Electric slidin' on a sawdust floor,
Long-neck chaser for a,
Shot of hard core whiskey:
That's how they do it in Dixie

Little red Geo, stickers on the window says "Sugar n' spice
Baby, crank the bass up, ride it till you shake up
Those pink fur dice
Oh, ain't that nice

Down to the river to go for a dip
Rollin' them Levis off of her hip
Goin' Big Kenny skinny:
That's how they do it in Dixie
Splish-splash

Instrumental Break

Watermelon lip-gloss, kiss beneath the swamp moss,
On a moonlit night
Bubble gum perfume, well placed tattoo,
Above her hiney, high
(Oh my)

Belly button danglin', a twenty minute tan
You know, I'll go on Jerry Springer if you hit on my man
That girl will throw a hissy
That's how they do it in Dixie

Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots,
Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots
Lord, pinch me:
That's how they do it in Dixie:
Yeah, yeah now

Y'all, that's how we do it in Dixie

Whoo I love them girls man
In Dixie
That's how they do it in Dixie
That's right, class, that's how we do it in Dixie

Y'all, that's how we do it in Dixie

Bocephus for president
President of the honky-tonk
Aw, had some good rowdy friends on this one