Stranger gives a homeless man a ticket to Hawaii
Giving him an option to sleep on the streets,
or sleep on the beach
So the bum excepts the ticket graciously
He said,
my my my,
what an opportunity
He packed his bags,
got on the plane
Got nothing to lose,
everything to gain
Claimed his seat,
things are going well,
until, "Sorry Sir you'll have to leave,
you're filthy, you smell"
Everywhere you go there's a dude on your ass, yo
Everywhere I go there's a dude on my ass, yo
Hopefully, things will change,
maybe soon, I don't know,
I'll sit on the equator,
waiting for the snow

If I had a clean shirt and a pair of shoes,
Propper ID then I wouldn't lose
I'd walk the streets with my head held high
I've found my place,
it's in the sky
It's in the sky
It's in the sky
It's in the sky

Stranger gives a poor man a million dollar cheque
He was old, he was wealthy
He figured, what the heck
Without a doubt, without a dime,
humbly he walks,
all the way to the bank
To himself he talks
He said, "Ai ai ai What am I gonna do with all these
dollars?,
Ai ai ai What am I gonna do with all these quarters?,
"Ai ai ai What am I gonna do with all these pennies?"
"Sorry, you can't cash a cheque without proper ID"

Everywhere I go there's a dude up your ass, yo
Everywhere I go there's a dude on my ass, yo
Hopefully, things will change,
maybe soon, I don't know,
I'll sit on the equator,
waiting for the snow

If I had a clean shirt and a pair of shoes,
Propper ID then I wouldn't lose
I'd walk the streets with my head held high
I've found my place,
it's in the sky
It's in the sky
It's in the sky
It's in the sky

The earth seems hushed,
when the first snow falls
You watch the ground,
turns to a sea of white
Peace is this feeling,
there's commotion up above
The ground is freezing,
there's commotion up above

The flight was tough,
mad people getting dizzy
Everybody sick,
kept the flight attendants busy

Tripped on ice,
bumped her head,
didn't know who she be

Everywhere you go there's a dude on your ass, yo
Everywhere I go there's a dude on my ass, yo
Hopefully, things will change,
maybe soon, I don't know,
I'll sit on the equator,
waiting for the snow

If I had a clean shirt and a pair of shoes,
Propper ID then I wouldn't lose
I'd walk the streets with my head held high
I've found my place,
it's in the sky
It's in the sky
It's in the sky
It's in the sky

If I had a clean shirt and a pair of shoes,
Propper ID then I wouldn't lose
I'd walk the streets with my head held high
I've found my place,
it's in the sky
It's in the sky
It's in the sky
It's in the sky