Hello boys I bet you're wonderin' where I've been
What kind of fix have I been gettin' my fool self in
Have I been hittin' the hard stuff? No!
Locked up? Well, that ain't so
Am I in love?

Yeah, buddy, you got that right
She's the queen of my Saturday nights
No ifs, no maybes,
I'm her Beau and she's my baby
Is Texas wide? Is the Mississippi muddy?
Do I love that gal?
Yeah, buddy!

Come on boys, quit lookin' at me like I lost my mind
You'd all give up your honky tonkin' for a gal like mine
Is she a looker? I'd say so
She wrote the book from head to toe
Am I hooked?

Yeah, buddy, you got that right
She's the queen of my Saturday nights
No ifs, no maybes,
I'm her Beau and she's my baby
Is Texas wide? Is the Mississippi muddy?
Do I love that gal?
Yeah, buddy!

Instrumental break

Met her momma? No, not yet
Am I gonna? Yeah, you bet!
Is she the one?

Yeah, buddy, you got that right
She's the queen of my Saturday nights
No ifs, no maybes,
I'm her Beau and she's my baby
Is Texas wide? Is the Mississippi muddy?
Do I love that gal?
Yeah, buddy!

Do I love that gal?
Yeah, buddy!