Hey momma look at me
Aren't you proud aren't you happy
I am a ladies man
I got my woman in the palm of my hand
I know she's only 12
I can't get anyone else
I know she's only 12
But she looks 13
I met her at Disneyland
Never thought I'd get to hold her hand
All the younger guys are looking at her
But she likes me 'cause I'm so much older
Little girl I'll pick you up at 8
Don't worry we won't be late
We can't get down and dirty
'cause I have to have you home by 9:30