It's too fast, it's too slow,
It's too country, to rock and roll
It's too happy, too sad,
Too short, or it's way too long
Yeah and it's too bad they don't just

*Chorus*
Play the song, play the song,
Turn it up loud enough,
We can all sing along
And let the people decide,
If the music is right, or it's wrong
Man it's a shame, instead of playing the game
Play the song, play the song

It's too Garth, too George Strait,
Too right down the center,
Too left of the plate
The hooks too weak, or the subject matter is way too strong
Yeah, whatever it's too bad they don't just

*Chorus*

And it's too bad,
If you ask me,
Our songs gotta be so darn PC,
So damn PC

*Chorus*

Play the song,
Play the song,
Play the song,
Play the song