How do you show someone you love that they are the one?
So many ways to express love, it's hard to choose just one
How you gonna do it?

Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
Some lesbians like eatin' each other's shit out of a cup
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out,
Some people puke semi-digested shit into each other's mouth

Sometimes makin' love's not enough, you have to step it up
And urinating on a face is not enough to say I love you

Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
Some lesbians like eatin' each other's shit out of a cup
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out,
Some people puke semi-digested shit into each other's mouth

She's covered in vomit and human feces,
That's how I know that she needs me
She's covered in vomit and human feces,
That's how I know that she needs me
She's covered in vomit and human feces,
That's how I know that she needs me

Shit in my mouth, and I'll puke it all over your face