A ha ha ha ha ha

I have to laugh each time
I think about him
He thinks that I could
Never live without him

He has a very funny notion
That I'm gonna cry an ocean
Because he found himself
Another doll

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
There's more than just
One apple on a tree

I'll pick myself a
Six foot two bambino
Before I put a bullet
Through my beano

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
I'm grateful to the
Guy for leaving me

Gonna find the dreamiest pigeon
And I'll give that turtle dove
All my love, all my love
All my love

He thought I'd fall apart
Because we parted
That I'd be broken up
And broken hearted

He figured I
Would miss him madly
He figured I
Would feel so badly
He figured I would
Lay me down and die

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
There's more than just
One apple on a tree

I'll pick myself a
Six foot two bambino
Before I put a bullet
Through my beano

Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Gonna find the dreamiest pigeon
And I'll give that turtle dove
All my love, all my love
All my love

Ha ha ha, hoo hoo hoo
A ha ha ha ha

Gonna find the dreamiest pigeon
I'll give that turtle dove
All my love, all my love
All my love