I walked in, there sat Slim
Cleanin' up his memory with some Sapphire Gin
Mr Pain grabbed my arm and pulled me aside
And said, Kid, are you ready for the wild ride?”

I looked up, there she stood
I say, didn't look so great, I say you look good
Aw she took her hand, ran it up my thigh
And said, Cowboy, you ready for the wild ride?

Come on now junior, take a wild ride
(Wild ride)
See can you make it on the wild ride?
(Wild ride)

Don't try no shakin' on the wild ride
(Wild ride)
Things start breakin' on the wild ride
(Wild ride)
Yes, it does

Out on the highway, saw my mind
Tiny little pieces blown from side to side
My heart was shattered along with my pride
Guess you can't keep 'em on the wild ride

Come on now junior, take a wild ride
(Wild ride)
See can you make it on the wild ride?
(Wild ride)

Don't try no shakin' on the wild ride
(Wild ride)
Things start breakin' on the wild ride
(Wild ride)
Yeah, it does

I was crawlin' 'cross the floor, I was tryin' to leave
When I felt somethin' tuggin' what was left of my sleeve
I heard a little voice with a gold plated vibe
Say, I bought a ticket for the wild ride”

Come on now junior, take a wild ride
(Wild ride)
See can you make it on the wild ride?
(Wild ride)

Don't try no shakin' on the wild ride
(Wild ride)
We just might break it on the wild ride
(Wild ride)

Come on now junior, take a wild ride
(Wild ride)
See can you make it on the wild ride?
(Wild ride)

Don't try no shakin' on the wild ride
(Wild ride)
We just might break it on the wild ride
(Wild ride)

Wild ride
Wild ride