If there was a scale of stupidness
L would be right on top, yeah
Among the unbelievable naive
It's a fact, l've become an icon

L had a crush and l got burned
By a notorious liar
But when he trashed his strat
Like a true rockstar, l fell so hard
Is that pathetic or what?
Is that pathetic or what?

Tommy who? l can't recall
It wasn't me l'm innocent, yeah
Beam me up just let me disappear
What if they knew, l regret it so much

L had a crush and l got burned
By a notorious liar
But when he trashed his strat
Like a true rockstar
I had a crush and I got burned
By a notorious liar
But when he trashed his strat
Like a true rockstar, l fell so hard
Is that pathetic or what?

He was so sexual
It was so magical
L was so tragical
Ohh, yeah

But it was kinda fun though

L had a crush and l got burned
By a notorious liar
But when he trashed his strat
Like a true rockstar, l fell so hard
Is that pathetic or what?

But when he trashed his strat
Like a true rockstar, l fell so hard
Is that pathetic or what?
Is that pathetic or what?