If you're ever in a jam, here I am
If you're ever in a mess, S-O-S
If you ever feel so happy, you land in jail; I'm your bail
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle dig, dig, dig

If you're ever up a tree, phone to me
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell
If you ever lose your teeth, and you're out to dine; borrow mine
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgate,
Ours will still be great
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, chuck, chuck, chuck

If they ever black your eyes, put me wise
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
If they ever put a bullet through your brrain [sic]; I'll complain
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgit,
Ours will still be it
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, hep, hep, hep