When
Mozart sonatas play
When Mozart sonatas play it's fine
When Mozart sonatas play it's fine
When Mozart sonatas play it's fine
Fine but we can hear his mind
Hear his genius mind
Hear the wheels of genius grind
And they ought to post a sign
Post a sign

When
Duchamp does readymades
When Duchamp does readymades we're sold
When Duchamp does readymades we're sold
When Duchamp does readymades we're sold
When he says "it's art" we're sold
'Cause the statement's bold
I can't see it getting old
We do anything we're told
Thing we're told

When
They said the Buddha woke
When they said the Buddha woke we heard
When they said the Buddha woke we heard
When they said the Buddha woke we heard
Heard but still it sounds absurd
Second-, maybe third-
Hand relay of what occurred
And we don't believe a word
Not a word